Watch ‘Em Getting Drunk

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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Like I said, y’all should better watch out ’cause you’ll never what kinda seriously deranged pervs are lurking under the anonymity of the net. And, here - looks like we have another fine specimen of drunken revelry - captured. uploaded. circulated. On the brighter side, these college chicks weren’t doing up to anything kinky so they can always say, “hey it was just in the spiriti of good fun.” Like talking about sex, making fun of boys and getting loaded with jelly vodka and tequila . Another party - so they think. Until they found this floating around. Har. Har.

My Emo Girlfriend

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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These days, it is almost expected that any site that’s into self shots would have the token emo chick. Emo girls (and boys) as far i know of - have helped popularize self shots. In case you haven’t noticed it yet, it’s likely one of the reasons why this group are getting  a lot of flak. You know - the self-indulgent, self-obsessed  and the rampant narcissism can get pretty annoying. But you have to admit that even self-idulgent, selfish folks have their charm. if you can put up with their incessant woeing. Or they can just be eye candy. 

Who Wants Pussy?

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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Yer not in the Twilight Zone ladies and gentlemen, here’s an up and close shot of an amateur teen pussy. Yea - and hairy at that. i wonder what drove her to take this photo - complete with what appears to be female pre-cum? It’s amazing how one can make themselves so excited that she got her snatch all wet and pink just thinking how many pervs would probably fap to this image. Ugly self indulgence, is it? Nah. It’s just an 18 year old beginning to explore the power and beauty of her snatch. 

“Get That Frickin’ Camera Out Of My Face!”

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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Most likely a candid shot? Or likely not? i can’t tell whether if she’s pissed or playing the Jezebel. I’m thinking that this photo was taken right before a major argument that turned to a fight and then a break up. And to get back at this bitch of a girlfriend, the ex uploaded this to get even. Well nothing really worth raising a stink about if you ask me - hardly a cameltoe visible even or pubes. But it does tickle the imagination, doesn’t it?

Lisa and Louise

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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Friends Lisa and Louise could probably pass off as sisters, right? Both are pretty and both have the same stunning, intoxicating smile. What’s more they have the same tan lines. Me thinks they do everything together. From going to the beach to going to the salon and even taking self shots. Now I’m thinking, if these girls are so attached to each other like siamese twins, then i perhaps - perhaps - i understand how jealous an ex (?) boyfriend would be and to get even to what he thinks are the wicked witches of South Cal, he uploaded and forwarded these (semi) nude self shots to everyone he knows. Too bad it got way out of control and now it’s spreading like wildfire in the middle of summer.

The Face Of An Angel

July 6th, 2009 by tporn

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Ladies, watch out!  There are some very enterprising, tech savvy pervs out there who can come up with hacks and invade yer online privacy. So you better be careful what kinds incriminating or potentially harmful photos you upload. Well, that is if yer a concerned about yer overall rep but if nude or topless photos of you going round cyberspace doesn’t bother you - then by all means, do us all favor and go ahead. Spare us the trouble and just show us the goodies. Follow the lead of Angela - well, not really nude but you can see from this angle and by the way she took this self shot, that she’s mighty proud of her round, natural tits. Anyways, Watch My GF has a lot more of these Angela types and most of them are bold enough to show enough skin for us pervs to enjoy. So go ahead and indulge.